just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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