Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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