i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Randomize
