she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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