He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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