i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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