Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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