I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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