How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
