i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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