I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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