do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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