I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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