I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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