whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
No subtext here. People are naked.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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