a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
