I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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