Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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