I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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