So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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