sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
