There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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