you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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