Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so let's talk penis.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
