i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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