I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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