oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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