He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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