im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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