some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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