You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You were trust falling into bushes
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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