She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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