Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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