fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
