so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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