That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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