Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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