there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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