wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize
