Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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