I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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