She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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