I wanna passion pit in your ass
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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