You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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