Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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