I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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