I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
