We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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