have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Sober January is a disaster.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I have tasted many bathrooms
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