Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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