But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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