Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this will be a night to untag.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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