he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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