Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You're like the curious george of whores
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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