I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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